Writers Are Weird *We are very protective of our writing time. If you must approach us, bring treats. Or maybe a puppy. A soft, soothing voice helps too. Otherwise, interrupt at your own risk. *We secretly hope no one ever checks our search histories. How else are we supposed to learn how to kill a character off in a realistic way? It's called research, people! *We're obsessed with notebooks. Journals. Diaries. Really any kind of bound paper. *Inspiration strikes us at unusual times. I've drafted texts at church or in bed. I might scribble a note and shove it in my pocket at work. I slap ideas on post-its. When you're elbow deep in dish water is a great time for inspiration to strike. I suggest just bringing the notebook in the kitchen because the minute you get back to the sink . . . poof! the next idea pops in your head. *We act out scenes to better visualize them. Me: *sits on the floor with a butter knife between my palms* Me: Which angl...